Now accepting questions...

After lengthy negotiations, Satan himself has decided to answer submitted questions. If you would like to ask the red horned one a question, leave it in the comments section. He'll deliver an AudioLog in a few days with his replies.

Should be exciting.

Apu goes audio!!!

Smooth?

I've got a poll question. Who shaves? I imagine most if not all the women shave, wax, electrocute or laser, but what about the guys? I started trimming and/or shaving 'down there' when The Ex and me started with the whole swinger thing.

J2 got me thinking about this the other night when she asked me if I'd ever shaved my armpits or, more to the point, if I would.

"Shave my armpits? Wouldn't that hurt? My friends would laugh at me and beat me up." I joked. "Have you ever been with guys who shave their armpits?"

"Yeah, a few."

"I've never heard of such a thing. The world's gone mad."

In the end we compromised and I agreed to trim the underarm region. That's as Metro as I'm prepared to go. Do any other guys do this or is it all part of an elaborate practical joke she's orchestrating?

I still think my friends are going to laugh at me though.

A few bad apples

I hated to do it, but for the time being I have adjusted the comments so that only registered blogger.com users may leave comments. Too many "Anonymous" people with completely inappropriate comments were leaving their slime trails behind.

I am thinking of changing the comment system to Haloscan because a) it's better and b) I can have troublemakers banned instead of having to impose limitations on everyone.

Polls...

If we could do polls on this place, there ought to be one about rim jobs.